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old country

any eastern European or Eurasian nation that ends in "-ia"; some in "-stan"; also Poland

ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan
made famous by the elderly Ashkenazi couple Boris and Minka on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats"--it is always "old country" without an article
by Content-ment411 May 16, 2019
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your country needs you

Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!
When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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Country Hot

A person who appears to be hot by comparison to other people within a country town; generally full of bogans. Somebody who if found around a city area would not be so appealing, but desired in their hometown due to the lack of attractive country people.
"He's hot, but you know.. he's country hot"
by asherleaa April 7, 2008
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country blumkin

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse
my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.
by Ryan Kreevil December 22, 2008
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Country Science

long standing practices used by people who live in rural areas that have little or no basis in science
Grandson: man these flies are all over the food
Grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. It'll keep them away
Father: that is some Country Science son

man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just Country Science.
by Isaiah Bradley June 28, 2011
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Green Country

Northeastern Oklahoma; also commonly referred to as "the 918."
"Where the hell is Green Country?"
"Oklahoma, you idiot."
by She Is Just a Glitch February 7, 2009
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no country

followed by someone, usually an entertainer, who is old/irrelevant/whatever

derived from the movie No Country for Old Men
No Country for LL Cool J, No Country for Dick Cheney, etc, etc.

also, I didn't write the definition for cocknoose on this site. No country for that kid b
by jdamaral September 3, 2010
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