Cupid's Cocaine

Much in the same context as magic dust, angel dust or generally any powdery or extremely fine grained mind-altering anesthetic, Cupid's Cocaine is what the famed god of erotic love and beauty spreads like so many amorous arrows. Except dear reader, this isn't just any magically inhaled love...this is high powered, chat breeze until the sun comes up, mind numbing, hate yourself the next day, raw aggressive brain cell destroying love. If you ever find yourself in the midst of a tempestuous love affair, and also exhibit symptoms of agitation, racing thoughts, hyperactivity, paranoia, toxic psychosis, depression, rage and any other range of bipolar symptoms, you may have been laced by none other than Venus' sly little son : ) Just don't expect immortality the next day.

Andromeda felt such a captivating rage of intense love for Jason that she knew she had been spiked with Cupid's Cocaine.....and was destined to fall tragically within ~ 2h and need to re-up.

by tomorroworld July 20, 2010

poor man's cocaine

Another name for methamphetamines. Also known as speed, crystal, meth, clear, white.

Person 1: Want some clear?

Person 2: Nah man, save the poor man's cocaine for yourself.

by fakyuba34 June 7, 2020

cocaine

An energy drink that is sold at very few conveinence stores that burns going down and coming out.

Brings such a crazy high and declares upon its can that is the "legal substitute" to the actual drug.

Did I mention that it burns?
IT BURNS LIKE HOT HOT HOT HOT PEPPERS.

Ray and I drunk Cocaine in the cafe.

Ray and I couldn't stop twitching and laughing after drinking Cocaine.

Imma go to the store and get 5 or 6 cans of cocaine for our trip.

by stup1dity May 21, 2007

cocalina

The shit that Boston George Fucked with

I used to sell cocalina by the pounds!

by gringa loca December 25, 2007

Cocaine

A drug used by retards and Dick-Heads.

"How Can you?" -DickHead on Cocaine
"By figuring it out..." -Pweb

by Pwebster November 13, 2011

Cocaine Lollipop

When one receives anal from Carly Rae Jepsen through the use of a cocaine coated strap on.

Ethan: "Did you engage in the cocaine lollipop?"
Curtis: "Yes. Carly was terrifyingly into it."

by CarlyRaeJepsenStrapOn April 24, 2015

Cocaine

Cocaine looks like sugar but you sniff it and it makes you feel good. The issue is sniffing is tiring so I’d prefer to smoke. There’s an issue with all drugs but cocaine has no others. Except for the fact you can’t have sex with it

Girl: will you go out with me
Boy: no I love cocaine not you

by The White Parade February 12, 2020