covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

COVID Scare

The fear when you discover that a close loved one is displaying symptoms of Coronavirus.

Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!

by Buchi November 21, 2020

COVID Collaborator

An individual who chooses not to comply with lawful restrictions and guidance in relation to the COVID-19 virus pandemic and collaborates with the virus to the detriment of law abiding citizens.

That man over there is not wearing a mask, he is a COVID Collaborator.

by green923jade December 21, 2020

Covid terrorist

somebody who willfully goes into public even though they are supposed to be quarantined due to an active corona virus infection or an exposure to corona virus

"Wait, Sally posted that she had COVID last night but I saw her in the bagel shop today"
"Yea, she's a COVID terrorist. She needs to stop terrorizing the community with her COVID and stay home"

by curleyfade89 January 5, 2021

Covid flatsies

When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.

Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

Covid Year

A Covid year is a year that is marked by extreme time dilations where time seems to go by much slower due to tedious chaos and the inability to socialize in person.

Me: So I got together with by brothers last night. We had a nice time going out to dinner.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 20, 2021

Covid Hair

When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.

I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.

My roots are so grey I have covid hair.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021