sausage storage container

a whore, such as a bombshelly or a related to the debeki clan, but mostly the shelly.

i saw that sausage storage containers picture on pbn. she was a ugly white slut.

by lolownd January 22, 2008

this may contain alcohol

THE HELL DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

This may contain alcohol I will need to see some ID to ensure you are legal drinking age
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER

by YoyoEeveeQueen March 20, 2022

Chota Chetan

That small, small dick.
Alternatively, when someone lies about their small dick.

When you are looking forward to an XL and it turns out to be a Chota Chetan

by desi_knights_watchers September 14, 2021

Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006

Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009

cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

chota niggs licks his piggs

When a black man licks a pigs chota.

Yo, i saw this black man licking a pigs chota,i guess he was a chota niggs licks his piggs

by spitta cutter March 17, 2008