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crumble this cookie

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"
by channel_panel November 24, 2018
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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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Don’t nobody want no used cookies

Don’t nobody want used bitch
John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies
by K4K bill April 20, 2022
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cockidol

Someone who is like a limp cock, really lazy.
That Iain is a right COCKIDOL lazy bugger
by TDpr July 12, 2005
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cockintheface

Sweet, sweet, oral pleasure for the menfolks...from the woman's/gay lover's perspective.
I haven't had enough cockintheface lately.
by Hedder November 5, 2005
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cokinthmout

Is an interjection used in one of 3 circumstances:

a) refuting an interruption
b) when you interrupt someone 'chatting shit'
c) when you accidently get involved in a conversation you either
i) know nothing about
or ii) have misunderstood the conversation
and when they ask you to explain your actions: cokinthmout
cokinthmout is always followed by 'exactly'
Failure Patrick: So you see we will be far better off if, rather than adopt the proposal by Mr Jones, we adopt my proposal
which is to cut our advertising budget on TV and radio media, but instead employ a skilled team of internet-junkies
to create a viral video which will spread the name of our product far faster and wider than any of the traditional media
It will also be far cheaper and actually become a self-feeding form of advertising, known as a 'meme'

Mr Jones: Yeah but, cokinthmout

Failure Patrick: Huh?

Mr Jones: Exactly!
by cokinthmout October 7, 2010
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