Contact Patch

It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.

"Did you see that car have no contact patch?"

by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009

Contracontarded

A word used to offend people who use the word contarded, because people who use the word contarded obviously do not know that it also offends the person saying the word. Therefore, to point out the user's mistake you use contracontarded to cause confusion, sadness, anger, seizures and at times excessive diarrhea. People who use the word contarded only use it to make people with mental retardation feel even more mentally retarded. So please if you hear a person use the word contarded point out their mistake and call them contracontarded and maybe even cause them to have a seizure.

Kathy: Chris, you do know that what you just said is contarded right?

Chris: You are contracontarded, did you know that ...

Kathy: WHAT? (while having seizure)

Chris: (walks away)

by KATHERINEVARGAS March 9, 2011

contracommute

Travelling in the opposite direction to peak hour traffic

I live in the centre of the city so I contracommute to work every day.

by christhewalkingdictionary August 22, 2011

Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.

Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.

by MadMask October 28, 2011

contraceptively

Prevention of conception that can either be fertilization of a birth, or an idea pre-emptively aborted.

We decided to vote contraceptively. contraceptively speaking. The idea of sex was decided contraceptively.

by Dr. Oh March 9, 2015

Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016

contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.

Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.

by pajobr January 22, 2017