Dirty Colin

When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.

My dad gave me the dirty Colin.

by Colin is a breckie hill gooner June 7, 2025

Colin

He has the biggest dick in town. Often ginger, sometimes have brown hair. Rarely blonde. BIG BIG BIG DICK!!!!!!!!

I want Colin to fuck me.
I moan at the sound of his name.

by loverqueeeen May 30, 2018

Lunar x Colin

This is me shipping me and an idiot

"Hey did you see Lunar and Colin today?"

"Yeah Lunar x Colin is my fav ship"

by Fox&Fire November 4, 2021

Colin

The best boyfriend and friend you could ever ask for. He is sweet, loving, caring and considerate. He always finds a way to make others laugh, even in the toughest of times. Colin goes above and beyond for others and supportive when things don't go so well. He's strong and protective and reliable.

Person 1: Colin is so sweet, he's helping me get through a breakup right now.
Person 2: Same here, he's always been there for me whenever I feel like crying.

by tigretangerine January 8, 2024

Colin

A nice guy who is tall and very attractive. He has soft grey eyes and a defined jawline and a very soft musical voice. He is extremely genuine and will tell the truth a hundred percent of the time. He is often kind and very generous towards everyone around him. He is also amazing in the bedroom and will surprise you with how capable he is as a lover. He will fuck your brains out if you let him.

OMG is that Colin?
Yeah, he is so cute. I want to go out with him so bad!

by thelegendary42 June 28, 2022

Colin

Colin is usually a stinky fat fuck who eats nothing but ranch dressing.

OMG Dude that guy is soo a Colin!

by ballsfunny November 12, 2020

Colin

shy but has a good heart. he's lowkey a bitch tho cuz all his friends say he gets no bitches but when he does get a girl he rejects them. A Colin is a good person but he has his icks such as being obsessed with anime, valorant and TikTok. Also, a red flag if he has a TikTok account for gaming. He always has good intentions but doesn't pursue them. Overall if u get a Colin don't fall for him.

I can't believe I fell for Colin

Ur fault loser haha

by Wagwanshorty99 April 12, 2022