Colin

A person or thing that acts like Edp 445, drake, or Diddy. Also this person or thing has a lot of Money.

Omg your like Colin right now.

by anonymous January 11, 2025

Colin

A dumb guy who thinks he’s cool because he plays hokey and thinks he’s all that.he thinks he is hot ,cute, beautiful,and sexy but he is not he is dumb most likely blond and dumb ,ugly, rude , and annoying But for some reason every woman’s likes him

Woman:omg do you see Colin he’s so cute

Guy:I mean yah but he’s rude and ugly

Woman:ok and

by Lily aka dumb blond December 24, 2019

colin schlong

The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.

I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.

by Blackice417 May 15, 2019

Colin

The sexiest man in the world he is an amazing person looks just so bloody sexy u can’t deny, if u know someone called Colin u now know he has the biggest willy in the whole intire world

Hottest girl in school:I need to go out with Colin he’s so sexy
Other hot girl:ya he’s so frickin hot🥵

by I’m just too sexy🤷‍♂️ December 11, 2020

Colin Jost

The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.

HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.

by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023

Colin

Colin is the protector of the Sphincter Realm. Some say that he is really good at chatting to birds but not the ones you’d think of. Cuckaw (bird noise).

Oh I met up with Colin at an SLF gig last week, what a great guy!

by optimuspunk October 12, 2025

Colin

A guy who gets destroyed by David every time they play UNO, and then gets extremely salty.

Paul: You only won because og luck >:(
David: Wow, you're such a Colin

by SipanIsACuntface December 2, 2018