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coach schwartz

coach schwartz made us run 10 laps in one day.
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Coach workman

A middle aged veteran that loves war movies and coaches at your local high school. And loves to reminisce about his old team. You can often hear a coach workman say “ man Merck man, when we had Merck and Trent. Coulda won state”
by D.W.D football team November 16, 2023
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coach ryan

“If you look up Coach Ryan in the dictionary you’ll see, a beautiful man.” - Coach Ryan
by kenzile777 August 29, 2023
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Female PE coach

A PE coach who thinks they're all that and believes all students love them when in reality nobody likes her and they all think she's a weirdo. She's also sexist and thinks it's cool, basically an adult pick me girl... Grow up.
Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH
by picture2burn May 24, 2023
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Coach Baker's LOL

Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.
Coach Baker's LOL: If you saw the team we played today you would understand lol.
by qwerty98712 May 12, 2022
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Can’t trust you no more coach day

Can’t trust you coach no more day. the day when you suspect something suspicious someone
did you hear that today is I can’t trust you no more coach day
by gremlin 999 October 29, 2019
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