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The Clown Family

The Clown Family is a groupchat made on Twitter. This gc consists of absolute idiots that don't believe in bagged milk, but they're nice so you have to love them.
The Clown Family are very nice but bagged milk is superior
by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020
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Clown Turkerson

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level
Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson
by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020
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clown pirate

A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being
My manager Eric is such a clown pirate
by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017
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Clown Effect

When you and a good number of your comrades, preferably more than the number of car seats, pile into a car of any size to deliver street justice. When you approach the unsuspecting individual everyone files out of the car similar to the clowns exiting the tiny cars at the circus. You then proceed to deliver a beat down to the poor sap.
Man, that guy is such a douche I can't wait to Clown Effect him.
by Wimab July 12, 2012
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Busted Clown

That busted clown must have gotten his diploma from Clown University.
by not a clown October 31, 2011
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Clown Shoe

Used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the ass.
Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)
by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003
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Sex Clown

The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.

The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.

Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.
by riomx September 9, 2006
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