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Clown Effect

When you and a good number of your comrades, preferably more than the number of car seats, pile into a car of any size to deliver street justice. When you approach the unsuspecting individual everyone files out of the car similar to the clowns exiting the tiny cars at the circus. You then proceed to deliver a beat down to the poor sap.
Man, that guy is such a douche I can't wait to Clown Effect him.
by Wimab July 12, 2012
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clown crew

The Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, New York Knicks, New York Yankees are a few examples of teams that due to poor management (we're looking at you Carl Peterson and Al Davis), bad coaching (same here Isiah Thomas) or aging players (looking at the Steinbrenners) that are now disgracing the names of formerly great franchises. So there for they are clown crews.
by R.P. Atkins October 28, 2008
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system clown

Someone with extremely linear way of thinking.
Someone who despises change.
This kind of person contradicts the advancement of society in all fields.
It could be over politics, religion, race, or how to build a tub.
system clown from the year 1900 - EUGENICS EZ T3H WIN.
by eddyeddyb March 10, 2013
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clown powder

Talking about Tenacious D:

"We needed that ingredient, the comedy... the.. the clown powder"
by Tenacious McGee January 2, 2018
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Clown Turkerson

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level
Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson
by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020
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Clown Shoe

Used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the ass.
Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)
by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003
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Sex Clown

The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.

The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.

Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.
by riomx September 9, 2006
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