A person who walks as though they are a drunken clown with wobbly legs. Sometimes associated with someone who has underdeveloped leg muscles or lacks physical coordination causing an awkward scattery walk.
by Rojia Banaei February 23, 2009
The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.
by Makaha Bandit July 01, 2014
The Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, New York Knicks, New York Yankees are a few examples of teams that due to poor management (we're looking at you Carl Peterson and Al Davis), bad coaching (same here Isiah Thomas) or aging players (looking at the Steinbrenners) that are now disgracing the names of formerly great franchises. So there for they are clown crews.
by R.P. Atkins September 16, 2008
by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017
its a way of saying a person who does wacky and stupid stuff just to become famous like an example a Class Clown kind off or a a real clown in the circus.
Dax and Crypt: disses Ksi with Ksi's Brother, but makes a video of KSI's challenge
Ksi: So moist such a Clout Clown
Ksi: So moist such a Clout Clown
by F.I.F.A April 07, 2020
Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)
by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003
The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.
by riomx September 03, 2006