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clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.
by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005
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Crapped the Tablet

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.
by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006
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crapped out

for something to die without sudden warning.
You couldn't imagine how pissed I was when I fired up my computer this morning and found out that my three week old 160 GB drive crapped out on me.
by ricky roma November 18, 2003
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clapper

a mutherfuckin Gun

term used mostly in the South
get to steppin before i pull out that clapper.
by bubbakush123 May 5, 2010
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chapped

I was so chapped when she threw that martini at me.
by M November 4, 2003
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Crapped Out

A technological term, for when something dies/freezes
Joe: Damnit! My phone just crapped out in the middle of the call!

Danny:Shit! My laptop crapped out!
by coolbill14 July 20, 2010
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clipped

The act of having had and impact with an object whilst driving.
i clipped my neighbours grandma
by urobin hood June 3, 2009
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