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Wet Cigarette

A cigarette from a pack stored in a woman crouch, potentially soaked in moisture from the woman vagina
I saw the bartender in the parking lot last night, and she offered me a wet cigarette.
by LifeResearcher August 3, 2025
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500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette
Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*
by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025
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screen cigarette

The habitual act of scrolling on a phone—often through social media, news, or notifications—as a way to briefly pass time, calm oneself, or relieve boredom, similar in function to the ritual of smoking a cigarette.

A short, often mindless session of phone use undertaken for comfort rather than necessity.
The kids were restless in the waiting room, so I slipped them a screen cigarette to keep them occupied.

I had five minutes before my train, so I lit up a quick screen cigarette.

She doesn’t smoke anymore, but she still needs her screen cigarette after stressful meetings.

Nothing like a screen cigarette on the toilet.
by ciggyD September 19, 2025
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Cincinnati Cigarette

When you take a cigarette, light it, then fuck a girl with it
Hey shawty, I got a pack of Marlboros. Wanna have a Cincinnati Cigarette?
by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025
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Second-hand Cigarette

A home-made joint containing marijuana.
No, it's a second-hand cigarette!
by jj17PP April 20, 2011
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New York Cigarette

A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.
Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'

American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018
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Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.
I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.
by CaliAngel May 18, 2018
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