Chocolate Finger

A chocolate finger is where you are making out with a girl and you slip her the finger but instead of inserting it it accidentally ends up in the ass.
This commonly occurs in a drunk or disorientated state.

When this happens, the nickname chocolate fingers usually sticks with them for a long time

1)"Haha Dave got smashed on friday and chocolate fingered some girl behind the pub!"

2)"here i go"
"umm wrong hole..."
"Wahay Choco-fingers!"

by B70WNY December 15, 2008

Chocolate Pie

A sexual act which involves a man receiving an ass licking from rather large or obese women.

Todd felt immense pleasure when four fat chicks gave him a chocolate pie.

by Pillage Crew April 16, 2008

white chocolate

The nickname given to now NBA star point guard Jason Williams of the Memphis Grizzlies. He had the street flava in his game so was called it.

Take a look at that pass! White chocolate just embarrassed that fool!

by LilBibby2342 August 8, 2005

Swedish Chocolate

A black woman in a Volvo or Saab. This refers to the tendency of middle class African-American women in the Atlanta, Georgia area to buy mid-priced European sedans, particularly those from Sweden.

Lashontay is a Black Viking Princess, Swedish Chocolate in a chromed out Volvo S 60.

by Gary Vitalis April 2, 2007

Chocolate Diesel

An incredible form of dank found in Arkansas that has everyone saying "holy shit! what is that?" and then buying it after they smoke it. Real green, real high.

Bro 1: Shit, bro! What are you smoking there?
Bro 2: Chocolate Diesel bro, the best shit around.

by double tree estates March 14, 2009

Chocolate Starfish

The view of a properly presented anus

She bent over and spread her cheeks to show me her chocolate starfish.

by BIg Boy2 March 23, 2011

Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".

Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.

by Mr Casual May 18, 2006