Chair cultist

An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.

This nigger so rarted he could never be a chair cultist

by Cheesus my sprinkles July 3, 2023

chair wardrobe

A chair or floor you throw your clothes on after a long day when you're extremely tired

I just need to relax right now, I need to throw my clothes on my chair wardrobe

by Thestelosipherstone February 21, 2017

Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.

Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef

by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013

lazyman chair

the deluxe version of a lazyboy chair usually comes with an ottoboy

"yo dude, you gotta come over and check this lazyman chair i got"

by baby chynna November 28, 2009

chair whiskers

It’s the pet hair that collects on the bottom of the chair legs from sliding in and out.

You have not thoroughly vacuumed if you didn’t remove the chair whiskers . or I could knit mittens with the amount of chair whiskers I have.

by anonymous March 30, 2023

The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021