Cigarette Chair

A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!

Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."

by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021

chair wardrobe

A chair or floor you throw your clothes on after a long day when you're extremely tired

I just need to relax right now, I need to throw my clothes on my chair wardrobe

by Thestelosipherstone February 21, 2017

Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.

Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef

by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

Chair moment

A moment where someone who suffers from sleep and water deprivation has a hysterical fit and says the most outlandish stuff that no human being should possibly care about.

Someone: there's two trees above me wait, no, one wait is there even a tree above me, there's a cloud? but that's nearby.

Me: ah yes, a chair moment

by RyanBadL September 26, 2019

The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019

chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.

That librarian is a chair lump.

by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010