carnaisseur

One who prepares and eats fine meat. A meat expert.

The BBQ teams were a loose collection of grillers and carnaisseurs with the goal of winning the honor of the annual state trophy.

by Dougieboy March 16, 2012

carn-hungering

Carn-hungering; the literal meaning being: flesh-hungering. Carn, being the latin word for meat or flesh. Hungering, meaning the everpresent desire or craving for (insert anything here).

The T-Rex is a carn-hungering beast.

by Mostlyvegetarianguy January 5, 2013

Carkhole Tugging

The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.

"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"

by Nathanialowl September 9, 2013

cankling

Having sex with a pregnant woman while standing upright.

I was cankling her so hard, I think I hit the baby.

by Hunter Lawley October 7, 2013

carnaldestism

(acronym of the words baptism of carnal desire): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires. i.e. loses their virginity.

if you are born in the Western world after 1990 and you have not had your carnaldestism before the age of 20, you may be labeled a social retard

by Sexydimma November 28, 2013

carnaldestism

carnaldestism

(acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" and pronounced carnaldetism): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires. i.e. loses their virginity.

just a caveat for my friends out there , especially ladies: if you are born in the Western world after 1990 and have not had your carnaldestism before the age of 20, you may be labeled different names; also ladies, if you want a memorable first experience, do not get drunk beforehand.

by Sexydimma February 8, 2014

carnaldestism

(acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" :

a) the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.

a caveat for my friends the ladies who have not had their carnaldestism: do not get drunk beforehand; getting drunk before your carnaldestism is retargerous.

by Sexydimma December 16, 2014