Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 12, 2021
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Niagra Canoe

When a girl is sucking off a guy and the guy throws up on the girls back.
I totally Niagra Canoed my girlfriend after eating bad sushi last night.
by Dane Ungart February 14, 2017
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Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.
“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”
by GrandpaDad69 February 04, 2023
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jute canoe

noun
1. Weiner
2. Penis
3. Dick
Steer your jute canoe up my cave of desires
by Coolpoker June 07, 2017
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Double Canoe

When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.
"Hey Becky, last night Anna and I rode the double canoe with Steve!"
by Ricktorious November 08, 2020
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Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 08, 2024
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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