Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches

Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe

by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023

clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023

douché canoe

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.

My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.

by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023

Douche canoe

A person who is being an absolute retard

Landen is a fucking douche canoe

by Harrysavage January 23, 2023

Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.

“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”

by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023

Canoe Chugging

The act of chugging on your bois canoe

Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.

by Fen_ris October 21, 2023

canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024