Shit Canoe

The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe

by Breezy1991 June 03, 2018

Dream Canoe

A person considered exceptionally good looking and enjoys banter. Must be a minimum of 5’8 ft.

Dude, That Hazel sure is such a dream canoe.

by Dreamyboat July 29, 2024

Canoe stamp

Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.

It must have been hot sex, check out that Canoe Stamp

by Speegaspegg October 22, 2015

pigeon canoe

The opening of the labia (canoe) with the clitoris slightly protruding (pigeon).

I went down on Suzy and she’s got one nice pigeon canoe.

by Blazeracer January 17, 2018

Kentucky Canoe

The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.

Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011

Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 08, 2014

chippawa canoe

when a man giving oral sex to a woman while she is taking a dump and your chin is riding her turds that are floating in the toilet.

she gave me a blumpkin! but, she told me i was going to have ride the chippawa canoe later.

by thedb63 November 03, 2020