by anonymous November 7, 2020

Jeffy: Pardon me Jerome, but I am worried that I may have procured the O.D. Cotton Mouth.
Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!
Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!
by Habana Baba January 5, 2014

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020

When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
by capitaly777 May 25, 2011
