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My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock
by anonymous November 7, 2020
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cactus mouth

Mouth that is beyond the OD cotton mouth. It's the desert.
Jeffy: Pardon me Jerome, but I am worried that I may have procured the O.D. Cotton Mouth.

Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!
by Habana Baba January 5, 2014
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dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016
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Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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cactus

by cactifucker April 22, 2017
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cactus sydrome

a term for getting boners excessively
damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane
by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020
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Swagging a Cactus

When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
by capitaly777 May 25, 2011
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