Skip to main content

Red Cactus

1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.

2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.

Cara: Huh?

Doctor: You have vaginitis.

2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
by mason4456 May 23, 2010
mugGet the Red Cactus mug.

lady cactus

Have you ever scratched your lady cactus and gotten caught?
by LeiM0 June 6, 2016
mugGet the lady cactus mug.

go fuck a cactus

S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)
OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS
mugGet the go fuck a cactus mug.

cactus cock

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock
by anonymous November 7, 2020
mugGet the cactus cock mug.

cactus sydrome

a term for getting boners excessively
damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane
by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020
mugGet the cactus sydrome mug.

mad cactus

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!
by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011
mugGet the mad cactus mug.

alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.
My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.
by TheLeper May 13, 2018
mugGet the alabama cactus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email