Jiz Crystals

the left over ejaculate in a man's underwear that rolls itself into a ball and usually hangs on the producer's pubes. The name derives from its glazed appearance.
when i took a piss this morning i looked at my dong and noticed that it was coated in jiz crystals.
by Kissofdeath September 06, 2010
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Crystal balling

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head
"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"
by Cornish panda September 07, 2018
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Crystal Castles

An electronic duo from Toronto, Ontario. Like many indie bands, the main appeal is that no one has heard of them. What Crystal Castles has over them, however, is that they are so shitty they will never become popular. They are a hipster's wetdream.

A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.
Crystal Castles: One of the main reasons the world hates hipsters.
by hipsterssuck August 17, 2013
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Combat Crystal

A chubby 20 yr old gay kid who stays behind a computer @ localhookupz forum all day and talk shit bout how gay he is. also disturbin 2 read his gay comments please be Guys please be aware of this hidious homo Out in Florida GUYS HE WILL TRY TO ATTEMP TO GRAB YOUR PENIS SO BE VERY AWARE.
Combat crystal is gay/homo/fag or as i may call it a queer
by GREGrogry0473 September 26, 2006
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crystal meth

short for the electronic music group "Crystal Method".

Known for songs such as "(Can't You) Trip like I do?", "Comin' Back", "Busy Child", and "Name of the Game"
I downloaded "Tweekend", the newest CD from The Crystal Meth, this weekend. It ain't too bad.
by ricky roma October 12, 2003
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Crystal Fusion

Crystal Fusion is a hydrophobic coating applied to windshields that creates a chemical bond with the glass. Crystal Fusion improves the damage resistance of the windshield, repels water, reduces glare, and improves visibility, especially in inclement weather.
I just applied Crystal Fusion to my windshield and I can see great
by wil_automan June 14, 2010
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crystal pvp

A combat style in anarchy servers such as 2b2t. Mc_Ren is the best crystal pvper.
I lost a crystal pvp fight with Mc_Ren, since he is the best pvper.
by 2b2tman September 10, 2020
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