Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023

AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 03, 2022

cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by October 10, 2020

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 10, 2017

Cooler than a cough drop

Definition 1:
When a deep throat is at Watergate passing out Ricola, Halls or Luden’s to soothe a sore throat.
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Definition 2:

When someone is really warmer than a cough raise. (Because heat rises and shes hot)

Definition 3:

When a girl is a smooth talker.

Definition 4:
When a girl has good conversation.

Definition 5:
When a girl can soothe your troubles and make you better.

*Dude checking out a girl*

Dude: That girl is cooler than a cough drop.

Dude 2: So go be smoother than molasses and get her digits.

by RCCola11581 May 30, 2018

Bitch Cough

When someone has a slight cough and calls it laryngitis.

Liam said he was sick. He just had a bitch cough.

by Tyler’s girl is flat March 06, 2019