Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.

As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.

by Lovebun27 November 8, 2022

cough

coughing: - weird force choking that can cause death (michael hutchence).
Characterised by an attack of the adam's apple.
Force choking being a lack of air, oxygen and love.

I was doing a cough (forced choked) on cam today. I thought that it was a blockage my airwaves however my doctors were not advanced and didn't understand what it was.

by steven.g.y January 4, 2022

Coughing

Originally invented by Aaron Cofing when he tried to exhale twice at the same time. Because he didn't want to name it directly after his last name, He decided to add random letters into the mix to make it sound French so that people at his school wouldn't associate it with him at the time. However after 9 years of the fad becoming larger and larger he admitted to being the inventor of Coughing, To which he was laughed out of the room.

Kyle: Man I just won't stop Coughing.
Bryce: Have you tried Cough Syrup?
Kyle: No I haven't.
Bryce: Are you going to?
Kyle: No.

by aaroncoughing May 23, 2022

Bagel Coughing

Coughing Rapidly While Eating A Bagel At The Same Time

i was bagel coughing.

and its not my fault, i was dared.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

P.A.R.E cough

The cough one requires after running the P.A.R.E Test.

I can’t stop coughing after the P.A.R.E Test: it’s he P.A.R.E cough.

by Alicat1994 December 21, 2021

AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 2, 2022

never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 9, 2021