Cum Cough

When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.

Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"

by Brillo! February 16, 2023

Dry cough

when you cough every 5 seconds, and people think you're laughing. They also think you have covid.

Saira had a dry cough during my uncle's funeral. Unfortunately, they thought she was laughing at his outfit.

by canyoutellme March 2, 2022

crispy tone of a cough

the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.

woah, the crispy tone of a cough really gets me bricked up.

by jinluver February 20, 2022

cough about nothing

Speak nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023

cough it

To give the presumed “it” to the person questioning.

Yo, i got a nude from Cindy.

Well cough it bro

by Al Chapo November 22, 2018

Kanye cough

The choking and gagging sounds of fellatio.

I took her home from the club last night and she came down with a case of the Kanye cough.

by TheMightyWee April 25, 2025

Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force

Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.

by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020