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Communism

Communism, the system people suffer through as a result of rejecting Capitalism for no good reason. Communism, the system that idiot people install and regret after destroying Capitalism as a result of receiving a terrible "free" education. The utopia that everyone wants in their dreams, but always wakes and recognizes as a nightmare. The anti-concept that leads to the opposite of freedom and prosperity. The bane on existence that is deconstructing our American schools and attempting to replace freedom with "wokness". The Ideology that is badly attempting to indoctrinate Individualist telling them that objectivity is fake while depending on objectivity to concertize their position. The worst ideology to have ever been practiced by humans.
Communism died when multiple different countries tried to implement it and millions of Individuals died for no go reason. Communism, the manual of how to kill innocent people because you value equity over equality. Communism, the other word for malignant cancer. Communism, the concept mean little people try to sell you to become mean big people with the ability to sentence you to death because you dare to think for yourself.
by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021
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Surprise Communism

Drop the weapon!!! ... So that we can do the terrorist attack together.(An act of surprise Communism)
by Surprise Communism July 28, 2019
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communist whore

An annoying commie who will sleep with everyone except you.
That Russian was a Communist Whore.
by Zander35E March 22, 2016
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Communist

Andrew/somebody who runs a goverment and provides what they think is best
Andrew is a communist
by Iambreadoffical October 31, 2022
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I’m literally a communist

A quote which gained wide support from the U.Ks left when used in a responce to a Peirs Morgan straw-manning question.

The quote has now been used by other socialists and supporters of a movement towards communism for UK Left Wing people. It is often used to let others know that your political alignment towards communism is not something you are ashamed of and said proudly in response to right wing debating partners
Are you kidding me? I’m literally a communist!

Colleague- “Did you know that if you *** you can get away with not paying as much in tax”

You - “Why are you telling me this you selfish Tory. I’m literally a communist”
by MathGeek22 October 7, 2018
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Communism

Communism is a shitty socio-political system common to Cuba, China, Israel, North Korea, Vietnam, and Belarus.
I once visited a country under Communism and it was shit.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
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neo-communist

A word that describes ignorant, extreme liberals, probably like the person who just posted above.
"Wouldn't it be great if we all could live in an equal utopia with no possessions and no poverty?" - Neo Communist
by Marx August 8, 2004
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