clarinet

a torturing device when played by a retard

Man "stop playing that fucking clarinet you fucking retard

by sidewalk banana June 1, 2009

Clavia

A synthesizer. Most recent modelis the "Virtual Analog" Nord Lead 3.

My freind has a Clavia...

by Aku May 3, 2004

clawing for eden

Donald Miller, in his book, Searching For God Knows What, uses this term to describe 'wish fulfillment.'
Clawing for eden, or, as a literary critic (that Miller was watching on CSPAN) said, 'wish fulfillment' was the reason why Harry Potter books sold so well. Miller said that he agrees with the critic but he calls it Clawing For Eden.

Person 1: Waiter! I'd like a cup of coffee, a bagel, steak and eggs, waffl--
Waiter: Stop clawing for eden and look at the menu

by Gordie Hannan October 10, 2006

clavius

The clavius is the small semi-orifice located between the clavicle and the labia. Also known as the "Belly-button"

"As she began lifting the hem of her shirt, she revealed her clavius."

by Daisy Merkin January 7, 2008

cyber craving

a sudden urge to do something on the computer for example; tetris

"why was you ignoring me on msn?"
"sorry dude i had a cyber craving"

by jozzo January 9, 2008

Steamy Calvin

When in the shower, your partner will take a shit in your hand. You will then use it as a shampoo

Wow you smell like you've just gotten out of a steamy calvin.

by Amponny February 23, 2011

Calvin Klein

the type of underwear every lil fuck boy wears a little higher than their pants so when they take off their shirt everyone can see the brand of underwear there wearing.

Tom; "did you see that fight between alex and john???"
Mark; "yup sure did"
Tom; "did u see when alex took off his shirt?"
Mark; "ugh that lil fuck boy?"
Tom; "why is he a fuck boy?'
Mark did you what underwear he was wearing?"
Tom; no why?
Mark; he was wearing calvin klein"
Tom; "ooooh fuck alex!, that lil fuck boy"
Mark; "fuck that lil fuck boy"

by Just gonna keep it real wit u August 15, 2019