Clam house

When you fart forward instead of backward and it shoots through your labia (vag lips)

"Damn, I just pulled a clam house on myself"

by Magnificentbitch007 January 2, 2022

toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.

That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Wonka Clam

What one might find under the dress of a chic that has eaten more than 2 candybars a day for a span of five plus years.

That girl from the other night was sporting a serious Wonka Clam

by Takor Pantsov May 2, 2011

venetian clam

A sexual position where the woman puts her ankles behind her head.

Dude, I hooked up with this chick from yoga class and found out she's a fiend for the venetian clam!

by themadnutbag October 13, 2011

chocolate clam suprise

When a woman poops and puts it up her vagina, and when a man goes down on her, she squeezes it out on his face, giving him a "chocolate clam suprise"

John was very suprised when he recived a chocolate clam suprise from the woman he got home from the club.

by Ziink October 22, 2012

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015

fluffy clam

a vagina that is hairy, but the hair is very soft and wool like. The vagina smells fishy

"I have a fluffy clam"
"I fucked a girl last night. She had a fluffy clam"

by pussy pals May 30, 2016