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Jesus H. Christ

1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.

The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
by Prancingwolf January 12, 2005
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Jesus H. Christ

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!
by FriendlyFireIsOn October 16, 2005
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Jesus Christ

The only name that has the power to save, to heal, and to bless—the Name that is above all other names that can set people free from evil spirits and bondages and restore broken relationships.
Jesus Christ gives birth to the Christian communitythe only one that exists for the sake of non-members—whose aim is to bring in the lost sheep that are “outside” God’s Kingdom.
by MathPlus November 19, 2017
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Holy christ on a crotch!

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
by Grenstone September 23, 2011
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Good Christ

A phrase uttered to express surprise, aggravation or excitement.

Can be used in place of such timeless classics as, “oh my God”, “wow” or even “holy crap”.
Good Christ that was a great goal!
by Jingus November 6, 2018
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Cheesus Christ

A God at Gaming, simply put it; He is the God of Cheese and a God at Gaming.
Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay
by Cheesus.Christ April 27, 2019
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jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.
Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?
by meetthetony September 10, 2005
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