1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
by Prancingwolf January 12, 2005
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Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...
In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".
The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...
In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".
The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
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The only name that has the power to save, to heal, and to bless—the Name that is above all other names that can set people free from evil spirits and bondages and restore broken relationships.
Jesus Christ gives birth to the Christian community—the only one that exists for the sake of non-members—whose aim is to bring in the lost sheep that are “outside” God’s Kingdom.
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An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"
2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
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Can be used in place of such timeless classics as, “oh my God”, “wow” or even “holy crap”.
Can be used in place of such timeless classics as, “oh my God”, “wow” or even “holy crap”.
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