pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass

“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”

by Dirty litter box October 22, 2017

butthole squirm

The manifestation of something, either that makes you very uncomfortable, or something that activates the human spidey senses. Similar adjective use to "the hebe jebes"

Something seemed off about the way he slammed that door, it made my butthole squirm

by slickrick149 January 08, 2018

Pavlov's Butthole

The conditioning of pooping work so consistently, you have to poop when you get there, whether you've eaten or not.

Every time I clock in, Pavlov's Butthole kicks in.

by BroskiAG August 14, 2021

Butthole milk

After spreading out the womens clean butthole you pour milk in her and then add cereal

My girl likes me to drink her butthole milk

by Bod23 April 02, 2019

Butthole Queen

A lover of anything and everything bum related.

Was also born at age 30 and has a Moonface.

Jane, you really are the Butthole Queen.

by StumpyBob November 26, 2020

butthole brownie

The bit of poo that gets stuck in your arse hairs

"leave me some of that butthole brownie"

"I like to use a straw to suck out the butthole brownie"

by Butthole Connoisseur July 14, 2022

butthole burner

Intense burning sensation you feel in your butthole after one shot of whiskey, usually is rectified after one to two more shots.

Man my first shot of whiskey was a real butthole burner.

by WhiskeyDrinker28951 March 12, 2018