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Jonas Brothers fan

the most annoying raging idiots on this planet. they defend what could quite possibily be the worst band of ALL TIME.
They cant sing, have laughable guitar crap and use the same stupid recycled disney mainstream get the parents money garbage in every song. disney used to be a respectable company- until they sold out to get into the wallets of middle aged parents. They signed miley and the jo bros- i bet walt disney would turn over in his grave if he saw what a money grubbing sham his company has become.
A typical jo bro fan in third person for you: "omg dude yeah like da jo bros so totally hot so totally totally like YEAH. 1 minute later TOTAL"
A guy with a brain: "Shut up you jo bro idiot. Those talentless jokes only wish they had the talent of such a band as Dream Theater. Who you will never hear cause your too busy listening to recycled mainstream garbage!"
`Jo bro idiot walks away`
Jonas Brothers fan noob!
by soldier in the army of metal September 3, 2009
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Jonas Brothers fan

People without neither average IQ nor EQ. Incredibly passionate about screaming and fake music. Surprisingly sentimental and simple-minded. Notoriously lack self-control and logic when challenged.
A Jonas Brothers fan deserves non-disney education!

Jonas Brothers suck, noise, simple-minded, talentless
by MightyPython September 30, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

Rising Disney whore band that attracts millions of overly obsessed 7-19 year old girls who treat them like they're GOD. They are not God, they're a bunch of faggot ass bastards who don't know real music and wear skinny jeans.

These hairy-lipped cuntbags had to suck cock to get where they are now. Poor Walt Disney is surely rolling over in his grave right about now. Good thing he's DEAD so he doesn't have to HEAR their music or SEE his beloved Disney SPIRALLING down a toilet.

This definition is most likely going to be rejected by a JoBlow die hard fan, but you know what? FUCK YOU IT'S MY OPINION. FREEDOM OF MOTHERFUCKING SPEECH, YOU TOOL!
OBSESSIVE FANGIRL: Liek omg! OMG JONAS BROTHERS CONCERRT ZOMG I HAS TICKETTS!
Me: Wow, what has our world come to? *shakes head and walks away*
by Respedeutsch August 27, 2009
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Super Smash Brothers Brawl

Person 1: "Sonic the Hedgehog is going to be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!"
Person 2: "Super Smash Brothers Brawl is the greatest game ever!"
by Neutrinos December 9, 2007
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brothel monkey

A person who regularly frequents brothels and is well known by the people who work there, so much so he/she has a "usual".
Whore 1: You see that guy, he's such a brothel monkey
Whore 2: I know! But he's pays well, he's single-handledy putting my kids through college
by Mashypoo August 28, 2009
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Brothers Delight

A gathering of brothers which involves banter, shenanigans, and video games.
"Jake is in town. Are you down for a Brothers Delight?"
by Reginald B. Skipworth December 1, 2009
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Brother Swear

An eternally binding act of hooking middle fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.

If one breaks the rules of the brotherswear, it will result in a swift kick to the testicles.
" YO DAWG THE FIVE-O ARE PARKED OUTSIDE "

" SHEEIT SON, BROTHER SWEAR ? "
by OG-PIMP-HUSTLA April 11, 2010
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