Boston smacker

The act of swishing hot coffee around in your mouth and proceeding to give oral.

I used to make money giving strangers Boston smackers.

by Lil chump March 17, 2021

Boston Bomber

Taking a shit in a household oven and turning it on fan forced.

I've just done the old Boston Bomber at Shaun's party, give it 20 minutes and this place will be cleared!!

by sb720 April 9, 2021

Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut

Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by boston logger January 6, 2023

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Boston College

The University of Notre Dame's waiting list.

Bill has been on the Notre Dame waiting list for four years, and has given up all hope of getting in. Luckily, Bill is a stupid prick, so he has been very happy at Boston College.

by The Masked Avenger December 28, 2005

Boston Cream

when a guy puts a doughnut on his cock and then the girl gives him a blow job. He then ejaculates on the doughnut and this is he cream in he doughnut. The girl then proceeds to eat the doughnut off of his dick.

I asked the girl if she had a doughnut while we were having sex. She asked me why and i told her i wanted to do a Boston Cream. Then I put it on my dick and she ate it off. It was so good I came all over her face.

by juicyman March 28, 2009

boston pancake

ejaculating on a womans face and the slapping her in the face causing the semen to flatten like a pancake.

I totaly boston pancaked her last night!

by JustforfunIM730 July 7, 2009