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Bongle chongle ready to dongle

When you're so ready for something to happen
Sarah:"are you ready for tonight"
Phil:"I am bongle chongle ready to dongle
by Marat Vdovichenko October 31, 2019
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fast booger extraction

When rapidly pulling out then disposing of an annoying boogeror hairy kernel which is almost coming out or half peeking out. Any booger that can't be laboriously picked for.
I was at my desk at work and had to do a fast booger extraction before my boss turned her head.
by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007
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Jizz Booger

The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.
Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"

Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
by Chef the Botchmaster May 30, 2011
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boggled

Very Stoned. Stage before, Bonoggled.

Stages in this series:
-Boggled
-Bonoggled
-Tronsoggled
I am Boggled with a captial seven...
by Hannah R June 2, 2005
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Booger

noun

a. used towards someone when someone else is mad, but not really that mad, at them for something silly.

b. gooey stuff in your nose that is nice for flinging at people or just eating.

c. used to call a cute little kid.
a."You booger!!"

b.Teacher: "Timmy! What did you just throw at Susan?!"
Timmy: "Aww, jee Mrs. Lemonbottom, it was only a booger."


The kid felt so secluded in the class that he forgot he wasn't alone and stuck that booger right down his throat.

c. Grandma, "My sweet little booger!"
by Berkeley October 15, 2004
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Ballroom Booger

Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.
Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"
by Matthew Walker May 13, 2006
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Booger Bear

Southern.

1. An imagined monster. similar to the "Boogy man",(or, as in the south "Booger Man") except outdoors.

2. the cause of dog's agitated barking, when no obvious reason presents itself.

3. In a variation of tag, the player (usually a boy) who is "It" hides in the backyard, while the other players (usually girls) lock arms and skip around the house starting from the front yard, singing "Ain't no booger bears out tonight, 'cause Daddy killed them all"

...the "Booger Bear" then leaps from hiding and chases them.
a rustle in the underbrush, at twilight or after dark may be only the wind, or it may be a Booger Bear.
by Alaric23 May 14, 2011
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