Row A Boat

The act of jacking two guys off at the same time.

I told her that she should row a boat for Jeff and I. She did. It was awesome!

There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.

by Not Needed Information (: May 27, 2009

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

Boat the Bayou

When you shit on a girls chest and motorboat it.

She thought I was going in for the chili dog...instead I decided to boat the bayou all the way home.

by justone April 2, 2015

a pig on a boat

a person who is out of their comfort zone

Person 1: what did you do on your holidays
Person 2 : i was a pig on a boat

by mattysfattys March 20, 2019

Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017

roach boat

After smoking a blunt down to a roach. Then burn a hole in a water bottle to use it as a bowl/bong

Person 1:Dude lets make a roach boat
person 2: yeeaa lets do it everyone knows roach boats get u stoned

by lil mogil October 12, 2013

Boat Orange

A fruit that is so luscious and juicy consumed while partaking in a boating excursion. The one kicker is, a boat orange is anything but an orange.

Man 1: Hey, grab a few nectarines for our kayaking trip.

Man 2: Don’t you mean boat oranges?

by The_Real_Spanky July 9, 2022