Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

josie bishop

The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.

"I think it's Josie Bishop, why?"

"Josie Bishop? Hm, I better ask her."

by Jo'ves March 12, 2017

bishop lloyd

the shittiest school in lloydminster, filled with druggies, whores, and fuckboys. The Levi gang ruins it for everyone, not even the trinity gang who also go there. Yeah period

vada: hi trinity
trinity: *high noises*
bishop lloyd

by yourmomsupergaylikeiwouldsmash December 25, 2019

sergeant bishop

To fuck a dog while taking a shit in a girls mouth

I walked into my house and saw my little sister and my brother and dog named willer giving each-other a Sergeant bishop

by dickmouth dhdjdjd September 10, 2021

Dirty Bishop

When someone runs over a kid in an elementary school than proceeds to fornicate with it in public and post it on 18+ websites

Did you hear Dax got in trouble for pulling another Dirty Bishop?

by YungChodisJones45 June 2, 2024

bishop dubourg

Sanitarium full of prisoners. Fuck. This. School. EBK

“Yo bro you go to Bishop Dubourg?”
“Yea.”
“Damn sorry bro.”
“Yea I know.”

:(

by anonymous November 2, 2023

bishop shanahan

a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.

p. 1- so what do you do
p. 2- i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan
p. 1- stay away from me.

by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023