Sly Bigler

The art of having breakup-sex followed by laying down a turd upon the chest of your now-ex.

'The best part of breaking up is definitely the Sly Bigler.'

'Dude, what a bitch. You should Sly Bigler her ass!'

'He got the house, the dog, AND the Sly Bigler.'

by UnfoldMe January 31, 2006

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?

by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

the holy bible

something you might need after looking at porn

Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.

by table fan February 19, 2021

King James Bible

English-language translation of the Christian Bible published in 1611 under the authority of the British Crown. Also known as the Authorized Version (i.e., authorized for use in the Anglican Church) or King James Version. Based on a small number of relatively late manuscripts, the translation is not as accurate as modern versions such as the NIV or NRSV.

The Scripture reading this morning will be taken from the King James Bible.

by Rbd41 December 12, 2011

the bible

the people who defined this term are the idiots who spend 420 hours a week in their basements away from grass.

those dick lickers who called the bible fake prob spend 420 hours a week in their basement reading reddit posts about how big kanye west's dick is

by Knmagor January 24, 2023

reading the bible

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.

You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!

by Grau December 25, 2008