Bimwit

Someone who drives a BMW like a dimwit.

Bitch, get out the way so dis pimp Bimwit can get his drive on.

by Crash99 November 25, 2009

bimbotwat

Usually a blond and totally stupid woman talking extreme bullshit whenever she opens her mouth.

Miss Alabama: I think PRISM is a good thing because we live in such dangerous times right now.
You: Huh? You crazy? Go lay down and die, bimbotwat.

by Loewie June 18, 2013

bimbo college

1)the ultimate distraction during school for those bimbos who could give a shit about education.
2)the spot you go when the teacher is pissing you the fuck off

"Dude, where are you going, its the middle of science class?" "I'm off to bimbo college man, fuck class"

by pop_smack_skin_it November 5, 2013

bimpspost

A shitpost written by a mentally ill and socially degenerated individual named Bimps.

Bimps: spiderman 3 is the best movie ever huargh huargh huargh, seth rogen is my favourite character
Stranger (thinks): Oh no, not those bimpsposts again...

by Dank Dolan October 23, 2015

bimbo train

When a man is on the rebound from a relationship and goes through many girlfriends.

I really went through a long bimbo train before finding the right woman for me!

by bimbotrain October 29, 2015

Bimmer Buddies

When two people of the opposite sex both drive BMWs they have obligation to fornicate.

Friend: Yo that girl is so hot. How'd you get with her:

Me: Well we were Bimmer buddies so it just happened.

by ThatOneDouchebag September 22, 2016

bimbolectual

A bimbo who thinks she is or pretends to be intellectual. This word was first coined by Garima Bhatt on 24th Feb 2016 to describe the annoying pseudo-intellectual tribe of NDTV reporters. Some prominent specimens include Nidhi Razdan, Sunetra Choudhury and the mother of all bimbolectuals- Barkha Dutt.

Nidhi is such a bimbolectual, she pronounces 'sycophancy' as Psycho-fancy.

Sunetra asked bimbolectually, "Who is Kamlesh Tiwati?"
Barkha crossed all lines of bimbolectualism when she declared her method of investive journalism was to hang out with the accused in their rooms and ask them if they've "done it".

by The Devil's Advocate August 31, 2016