Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

Blumpkin

Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...

"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!

by Jesussssssssssssssss April 16, 2009

Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.

I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.

by Mike Blumpkin July 30, 2008

Reverse Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex from another person, while that person whom is simultaneously defecating.

"A reverse blumpkin? It's like the time that your sister was taking a shit and I made her suck my cock."

by XimiliXimilus March 3, 2009

Beum

Usually heard on Pop-Tart commercials. Means "Sweet!" or "Awesome!" or "Damn!"

There's a dog up your butt! Beum!

Beum! His head fell off!

by Kamikaze January 7, 2004

reverse upperdecker blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin while taking an upperdecker with the person performing the blumpkin turned around backwards on the toilet sucking you off and simulaneously taking a shit.

That was some fucked up shit last night, I can't believe your mom gave me a reverse upperdecker blumpkin.

by don von donnie March 17, 2008

casa blumpkin

getting your dick sucked while taking a dump on the roof of your house

casa blumpkin

by marshallgiven August 20, 2011