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Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass
person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe
by don congdon February 20, 2019
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The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
by cjm94611 February 24, 2009
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The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
by cjm94611 February 24, 2009
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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.
Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."
by von groovy January 18, 2019
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Benjamin

Benjamin

He’s is a writer, director and owns a school of some sort. He is an incredible sexual being with an extremely high but giving libido. He can act, work in comedy and is a stunning father. Benjamin enjoys crowds but does not love talking to a lot of people. He suffers from ADHD and does not like to be at home, nor get up early. A Benjamin is a vampire with a good heart.
I broke up with Benjamin and I never found anyone comparable.
by 2allthegirlsiveloved November 24, 2021
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Desmond Benjamin

Desmond Benjamin is a legendary artist and producer
"Did you see Desmond Benjamin on the news?"

"Yes! He's so cool I want to be just like him!"
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Benjamin

Benjamin has as small dick with big always freshly shaved balls. He has a small head and a small nose and probably wears a middle part. He also has a very good style and has 2 to 3 favourite pairs of shoes.

He loves flirting and wants to have sex but is still a virgin. In general he is very kind and has many friends. Another fact is that he thinks that he is very smart only because he understood some things.
Omg Benjamin is soooo hottt

Benjamin! You have such a good style

Benjamin let’s have sex
by Harry maguire November 20, 2021
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