Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

by don congdon February 20, 2019

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Benjamin

Benjamin is a funny little guy but can sometimes be a little ***hole. Besides that, he is a very passionate dude and will always love someone with all of his heart. His birthday is january 26th and he is pretty young. Dont ever pass an opportunity to meet and hang with a benjamin, you will surely regret it!

Camry-whos that?
Teal- thats benjamin
Camry- oooh he's a CUTIE
Teal- go talk to him!
Camry- ok! Wish me luck, hopefully i geta kissy kissy!! :-

by you know whoooo😏 January 26, 2023

Benjamin

Benjamin is the sweetest person you can ever meet. He always cares about you. He's also a very amazing boyfriend! He always has a way with words that can make you feel so special about yourself in every way possible. Benjamin is very good when it comes to gaming....also raging too! He is known as a very tall teddy bear! Mostly dark brown hair with hazel/blue eyes. Known for being very attractive LIKE VERY. They never let anything get in the way of their faith or what they believe in. You'll be very lucky to have a Benjamin in your life.

boy 1: hey who's he?

girl 1: oh, that's Benjamin. he's so cool.

boy 1: not going to lie he looks cool!

by CloudyWit June 22, 2023

Benjamin Roll

A sushi roll made by wrapping your cock in $100s

This girl I’m talking to said she didn’t like sushi…I responded by making her Benjamin roll

by JNukez December 3, 2020