before party

basically, a pre-party except it suggests there is also an after hours. Useful for those eating doses or beans for the main event, since they take up to an hour to take effect, and may last longer than the main event.

Before party is at nine, doors open at ten, headliner is at midnight, what are you doing for after hours?

by sinisterminister April 9, 2008

Stop before I hurt you

When a nigger slaps you for laughing with your friend because no one fucking loves him.

White: how is your day going?
Black: shut up NOW
white: what did I do wrong?
BLACK: STOP BEFORE I HURT YOU
white: you have no reason to...
Black: SLAPs white kid

by mmmmmkysmmmmmm February 6, 2019

bedfort

Commonly made of quilts and other blanket materials. Found at sleepovers, in basements and at CIY. Used for extreme cuddling and girl time. Often frequented by Juliana. Only for the very coolest of the cool. Most famous of these is the FORT SHIZZLE.

When we woke up from our incredible night of craziness, the bedfort had collapsed around us.

by One Sexy Miami Girl October 18, 2004

tacos before vatos

Hispanic slang for "food before guys".

"Tacos before vatos, ese."

by BabydollDame22 February 6, 2017

Bros before Hoes

A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.

Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"

The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.

A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.

A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.

All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...

See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman

Scenario One:

End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.

Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"

Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"

Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."

Dude "(What a tit)"

Scenario Two:

Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"

Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"

Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"

Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"

Dude: "...what the fuck...."

Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."

Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"

Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."

by This Is A True Brother February 2, 2009

Brothers before significant others

Bros before Hoes

Guy 1: Hey I'm about to watch this new episode of skins, is that ok?

Guy 2: Wtf I told you I wanted to watch that

Guy 1: But I really like this girl, and itd be a great new discussion area for us

Guy 2: Fuck you man, brothers before significant others

by Adamkos101 December 2, 2011

monkeys before the monolith

Being confronted by a computer (or technical) problem that you lack the skills (or intelligence) to resolve. A reference to the movie "2001," where confused monkeys are confronted by superior alien technology in the form of a monolith and beat it with sticks.

Dude A: My dad couldn't program his DVD player, and got totally pissed.

Dude B: Yep, monkeys before the monolith.

by Bdgold January 18, 2012