Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Dead Beat Dad

Fathered children for the money. Picks a hard working female who has a super woman attitude who is working out who she is. Attaches himself to her because she looks like a free ride. Can't hold down a job. Doesn't help with the night feeds or nappy changes. Tries to take custody of the offspring once super women breaks under the pressure. Only wants custody for the. Welfare benefits and baby bonus. The dead beat dad spends 7 days a week at the pub. The dead beat dad likely lives with his mother.

No dead beat dad didn't take the kids this weekend. Yes dead beat dad is still going for custody. No dead beat dad still isn't working.

by District 13 June 16, 2015

beat in

A way of joining a gang which a group of people beat you up for about 2 min or so then after you are in the gang

To get into the gang i had to go through a beat in

by no-name September 8, 2003

beat the cat

Female masturbation.

After a hard day at work, Amy decided to go home and beat the cat.

by Doug Roberts March 22, 2007

wife beaters

A tank top usually white

Yo' it's hot as shit outside. I think Ima put on my wife beater.

by L-boogie June 22, 2003

beating the dead horse

Coming from many game forum boards, beating the Dead horse is a term used to describe a topic that has been debated/discussed to death.

FFXIGamer1: WHICH JOB IS BEtTER, pld or nINja??!?

FFXIGamer2: Stop beating the f*cking dead horse....

by Rellinger April 6, 2005

red-ass beatdown

A total and complete ass whupping administered primarily to one or more person or persons predominantly, but not exclusively, via an unarmed form of combat. Can also be used to express a virtual ass whupping as through a game medium as seen on "The Brak Show".

"I'VE been playin'...YOU'VE been gettin' a red-ass beatdown!"

by one smith July 24, 2004