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toxic bachelorette

Women who remain single past 31.

Toxic Bachelorettes come in all shapes, sizes, and socioeconomic backgrounds, but share a common trait of wasting their prime mating years in a futile relationship with a guy they chose for the wrong reasons. (E.g., "I only date someone who uses colorful toothpaste, or answers his phone with 'Ciao'.")

Most of these toxic bachelorettes are fueled by pre-menopausal hormonal imbalances, and hate men in their age-group while constantly seeking affection from far younger men.
Ann Coulter is a toxic bachelorette according to Wikipedia.
by TheKeyur March 18, 2012
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emo basher

a person who derives the pleasure of somebodys life because of a type of music they listen to, no different from gay bashers, but these people are just as their stereotypes are, i like to think "you say what you are" and i found the best way to ignore them is NOT LISTEN TO THEM
goodcharlottefan:"omg i love thursday"
thursdayfan:"yeah there awesome"
emobashinghomo666:"emo is so gay"
thursday:"you got their cd war all the time?"
goodcharlottefan:"no but i got lung collapse"
emobashinghomo666:"emo is for people who are gay"
emobashinghomo:"like people who's lives aren't perfect or 'normal' because they aren't like me"

and btw, my emails Uber_Krieg@hotmail.com, hate mail me add me i don't give a fuck and yeah i love emo <3 ^^
by Thursdayfan May 13, 2005
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Basher

The definition often applied to extreme laziness. Stemming back to Syndey Australia in approximately 1985, 'bashing' was the new word applied to lazy people. Usually taking a day off work or sitting around the house can be seen as 'bashing'.
by Rocker Rocker Rocker October 13, 2009
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bachelor dip

stick of cream cheese + microwave, just to soften it up a bit, then + an entire jar of salsa (+ optional gobs of sour cream) + a bag of chips + ample quantities of quality doob = bachelor dip
"Yo, Reginald -- what you doing tonight?"
"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."
"Oh no you're not. Let's whip up some bachelor dip and play MarioKart."
"Bachelor dip? Aww!"
by Cowperthwait October 19, 2004
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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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Bachelor Breakfast

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).
Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!
by nicocaponi March 23, 2009
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Basshead

Basically someone who goes to a bunch of raves, and gets high on a shit ton of different drugs
Ryan is a basshead, she goes to raves all the time and snorts crack and drinks Molly while she is there
by Cool dude 69 December 6, 2018
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