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German burrito

After you cummed on a napkin and you roll it up like a burrito.

Guten Appetit
My bitch was so hungry last night so I made her a German burrito.
by BurritoMaker69 May 25, 2023
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Cock Burrito

A sex position that involves wrapping your significant other up in a blanket and fucking them
Your a good little cock burrito aren't you
by I think i'm Austin June 7, 2023
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Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮
Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??
by Leddskinner March 28, 2023
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polish burrito

This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.
"What's that smell?"

"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023
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burrito guido

An individual who is considered unsophisticated, masculine, and from italian-hispani decent
That meathead is such a burrito Guido
by Burrito Guido July 12, 2017
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Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.
Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."
by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017
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Dante's Burrito

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.
Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.
by Cryptic anonymity April 18, 2018
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