bum fuck 

n. A place in the middle of nowhere. A rural town or home.
Adj. Small, out of the way, inferior, one horse.

I am in bum fucking nowhere.
I just moved to bum fuck.

bum fuck by If I told you I would have to kill ya. June 11, 2003

bum eyes 

(Weebl and Bob) A disease in which the eyes are replaced with buttocks. It is contracted by being sprayed with eye poo.

Bob, you have the bum eyes?

bum eyes by sminturn July 14, 2006

bum ninja 

1) One, usually male, who engages in anal sex with another male, but who exhibits ninja-like speed, agility, or cunning during fornication.
2) A mostly derogotory term in the non-homosexual vernacular, something one straight man would say to degrade or embarass another. See also Butt Pirate or Ass Jockey.

1) We just kept moving from position to position, it was like he was some sort of bum ninja!
2) Oh man, what are you? Some bum ninja? Take a drink!

bum ninja by Samchancho September 26, 2005

bum bum 

a nickname for someone who makes you uncontrollably silly& happy when you see them. Someone who unknowingly makes faces while watching television. Someone with a smile not like any other. someone you can talk to at the beginning & end of everyday. They make the most crazy moments worth while. & you just can't help but love em!

"bum bum are you awake?"
"i love you bum bum!"
"goodnight bum bum."

bum bum by bumbumdotcom August 16, 2012

bum fucking egypt 

out in the middle of nowhere

Your house is in bum fucking egypt.

bum fucking egypt by ashley hampton October 18, 2008

bum minstrel 

A small round-shaped lump of poo after a "follow through"

ERIC: Have you farted?
ALEX: Yes
ERIC: Lovely!
ALEX: I think I dropped a bum minstrel
ERIC: Thanks for that!

bum minstrel by Eric Alex March 27, 2007

Bum Bump 

this is a bump that will form intantly after a bum touches your skin.

if a bum off the street came up to you and had any kind of contact with your skin on any part of your body a BUM BUMP will form.

Another example Kevin Hart the comedian has a fear of bums coming in contact with him because he doesnt want any of his skin touching theirs becasue he will develope a BUM BUMP.

Bum Bump by D-NICE August 1, 2013