Bobertson

To abandon one's keyboard for a long period of time.

I gotta take a Bobertson, see you in a few hours.

by Cognitive Elite June 11, 2003

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Boobed

Getting so distracted by a girl's breasts as you're talking to her that you cannot focus on the conversation, and take sneak peeks every time she looks away from you.

Dude, I was totally boobed when she was talking about her classes being so difficult this year, and acted like a complete jerk, saying okay repeatedly!

by urban.dick September 18, 2011

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In the seat(s) below the sun roof of a parked car, the female rides the cock shaft using sun roof for leverage. From the bystandard POV (point of view) her head pokes in and out of view from the sun roof creating a bobbing bobber effect.

"Honey what do you think is going on in there?" as the wifey points out a mysterious visual of a womans head poking in and out of view from the next parked car. "Ha ha sweetheart, thats a bit of the Solar Bobber, the lucky bastard!"

by PappysMaster April 12, 2010

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stealth bomber

noun- One who, when defecating in a stall, tries to be unseen and unheard either due to embarassment or for the adrenaline rush. See stealth bomb(noun) and stealth bombing (verb)

Erik: I know Todd is in there.. I can smell it. I hear him holding it back but some farts come out.. but I can't see his feet?

Ramit: Oh..they are raised up under the stall.... he's a stealth bomber.

Erik: Ah...

by Rudy Ratrace October 27, 2005

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