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boner biter 

a woman (or homosexual male) who decides to close their teeth on a dudes penis while giving head to him.
Mary is sutch a boner biter, she gave Johnny scars all over his dick!
boner biter by Big Frech!!!!! November 15, 2003

Boner Magic 

n. To take one's penis and bend it backwards (fruitbasket) while erect and receive felatio from behind.
Dood, she wouldn't give me any boner magic, so I took her by the hand and gave her a grand. She totally had her nose in my backpussy.
Boner Magic by bmoor17 February 18, 2009

boner holocaust 

When a woman is so unattractive, it can cause six million penises to become flaccid.
"That woman isn't just ugly. She causes a boner holocaust."
boner holocaust by Lord Bling April 20, 2010

Boner Runoff 

The water that drips off your boner when you're taking a shower.
I held the boner runoff in my hands but it just slipped through.
Boner Runoff by xxJack May 16, 2008

Boner Collector 

A girl who has self esteem issues so makes 'friends', and keeps loose regular contact with, as many guys as possible while never actually putting out for any of them. Often thinks she is hotter than she actually is.
That chick is just a boner collector bro, let her go, you're never going to get any.
Boner Collector by The Dr B March 31, 2007

boner walk 

The process of leaving a room in order to walk off a boner. The walk may lead to you being seen covering the area and may take you to the bathroom.
Guy One - Dude after dancing with that girl at prom, i got the biggest boner. it was so embarrassing
Guy Two - Well you should have gone on a boner walk dude
boner walk by Stick Stickley June 7, 2007