Bollocks

6: When something is broken. (Use as fucked).

6: His PC is totally bollocksed up!

by Piro RoadKill October 7, 2003

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

cunty bollocks

A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.

His trousers are pulled up so tight you can see his cunty bollocks.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

Bollocks

An indication of bravery amoungs men!

That bastards got real bollocks!!

by Jonnie January 19, 2005

bollocky

A Slang name for someone who is a bit rigid or like to give out rollockings and telling people off

Alright bollocky, have you told anyone off today?

by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019

bollocks

The UK uses the word 'Bollocks' as eyes.
If your ever complimenting someone, do say I like your bollocks

I love your Bollocks

by Maxxxson December 30, 2021