The greatest man ever to live. Never made a mistake only made happy accidents. Loved Happy Little Trees and Happy Little Clouds, son was just as good at painting as him but just did not have the soft voice that tickles all our buttholes, may he rest in power as the greatest human ever to live
by Team Skrt September 14, 2017
1.) a pair of pendulously shaped bells affixed to the boot spurs typically worn by cattle herders, cowboys. 2.) the nickname for alien enthusiasts and tourists who visit Roswell, New Mexico.
1). The chime of his jingle bobs put the horse at ease.
2.) The jingle bobs are back in town for tha annual Roswell Alien Convention.
2.) The jingle bobs are back in town for tha annual Roswell Alien Convention.
by jefferino69 February 25, 2023
It just means "no problem". People add "bob" because it rhymes with prob. Earliest usage can be found in the sit-com "Family Matters".
by Shoken April 18, 2016
The name for a wood louse, apparently originating in Guildford, Surrey, UK and known only to those from the town.
by blinxi May 19, 2009
by arsenic_veins March 28, 2020
An emphatic interjection made when an off-handed sinister or perverse remark, often involving one's mom, leads to a cascade of incremental sarcastic wit that terminates with someone taking it way too far and getting graphically specific. The other participant in this cascade is left speechless, with the exception of the phrase: "Jesus Bob."
Paul: "...that's what she said."
Bob: "Who, you're mom? Yeah she says that to me all the time."
Paul: "Well the only words I get from your mom are groans."
Bob: "Well I fisted your mom in the ass while your dad asphyxiated himself in a gimp suit and jacked off!"
Paul: "Jesus Bob...."
Bob: "Who, you're mom? Yeah she says that to me all the time."
Paul: "Well the only words I get from your mom are groans."
Bob: "Well I fisted your mom in the ass while your dad asphyxiated himself in a gimp suit and jacked off!"
Paul: "Jesus Bob...."
by ah_halifax1 December 12, 2013
Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.
Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009