Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
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Ever Bless

Always enjoying blessedness; blessed for ever.
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Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!
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Bless the Temple

To get your dick sucked so good that your legs shake
shawty really is going to bless the temple today in the school staircase
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Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.
I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.
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Hella Bless

Combination of the US originated "hella" and the London use of the word "bless" to signify that all is well .
Yo that tune//girl/munch was hella bless !
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Daddy’s Blessing

A slang term for cum that is used by a person who refers to their sexual partner as ‘Daddy’.
May I have Daddy’s Blessing? 🥺
by daddys lil slut July 29, 2022
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