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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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blazed

to be fully high off weed, while in a action but also content, state of mind.
tokin, clear mind reached, pop, then productivity while high. (blazed)
by skcale February 9, 2022
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Blaze

When a friend makes a joke about you or relating to something you just did. Sometimes saying something out of reference or just plain dumb, can result in a blaze of oneself.

Also, can be used to describe a situation that happened in earlier time. In this case would take past tense of Blazed.
Bekkah: I've been tanning
Cortney: (grabs a piece of paper and holds to Bekkah's leg) BLAZE!!

or

Paul: Let's go to dinner at 5
Cortney: Why thats Grandpa Swagg
Ben: Paul is trying to get the door busters!
Cortney: Blaze!
by Paul Wall's Mom February 6, 2012
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Blaze

the kid who lives in the city and doesn't want a cool class trip.
Blaze is a city slicker
by coolboy08 November 15, 2021
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lil blaze

Savage, harder than everyone ever expected. Solid, misunderstood but underrated. | Ready to shoot a nigga in the face. | Baby K Gang
"Lil Blaze the hardest rapper out Atlanta!"
by Big Blizzy November 24, 2021
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Blaze Joe

The best fat, gay, drug addict, Latino Christian hip hop artist to come out of California
Blaze Joe is hands down my favorite gay rapper!
by Ray Solo April 30, 2024
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Blaze

Blaze is a smart thoughtful guy he has a HUGE personality and he is very strong. His max bench is five cheeseburgers. He usually does not get the guys but yet gets all the hose. He had great hair and great ass. His dad has not left.
“Blaze is so cool
“I know he is the bestest blaze ever.”
Holy sheet blaze is as hot as donkey sheet”
by Blaze raz February 28, 2022
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