Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
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Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.
The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.
by wheelsucker October 8, 2022
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Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
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by master blast February 27, 2022
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