kerala blasters

This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.

Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game…

Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.

Rupert: I might 🤓

by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025

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Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

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Cousin Blaster

When a country person has sex with their cousin

I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster

by McBlaster February 11, 2023

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tittie blaster

An Extreme expression when something goes wrong, or a comeback

You are a tittie blaster for not giving pay

by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 September 19, 2016

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Flavor Blaster

A flavor blaster is when someone eats to much flavor blasted gold fish that they mix and expload an extra large load of cum, shit and blood all over their partner

Their is nothing that matches a night with a Flavor Blaster, Damn was it messy...

by TimsterThePimpster June 19, 2018

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