Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

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Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

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sports betting

betting on a plethora of national sports to win money.the more items you add to your bet the bigger the payout.You have a better shot at winning than on slot machines or the lottery and can potentially win thousands from 4-6 items on your bet card.

I bet on the mets to win by 2 points and for the total points of the game to be over 10.this is called sports betting

by steve haberstroh September 3, 2008

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Resident-Baiting

The act of presenting spurious information on social media platforms with the specific intent of gaining adverse and/or aggressive reactions for the amusement of the posting party and others wise to the motivation of the post. Resident-Baiting is so known due to its origins on the 25,000 member Ibiza Winter Residents Facebook group. Due to the particular susceptibility of those who find such subjects untenable, bait is often in the form of an abuse of animal welfare or disregard for ecological protection.

He is obviously resident-baiting, I can't believe they are all falling for it.

by Gibbsyns3 October 17, 2016

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