3 bathrooms

Anyone with 3 bathrooms is a rich person no matter what they say.

Izzy- We have 3 bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms

by SHUBASHUNTA September 7, 2020

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

bathroom pop

The "Bathroom Pop" is when one or more teenagers go into a school bathroom to use e-cigarettes or other sorts of vape devices such as box mods or dab pens. They often record themselves doing this act as a desperate need for attention from their peers.

Yo, bathroom pop?

Yeah bro as long as it isn't a bop.

by dabwizzard123 September 12, 2017

extreme bathroom syndrome

Having to run to the bathroom because you feel like your going to poop your pants any second.

Hey, I gotta go right now! I'm feeling extreme bathroom syndrome!

by GoneBuffers April 17, 2017

bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.

Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.

by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017

Bathroom Bro

Your bathroom bro is someone you meet inside a public restroom, usually one of the two of you needs something the other has.

Dude: my toilet stall was out of paper, but my bathroom bro in the next door stall tossed his under.

by SpanktheMonky June 24, 2017

Bathroom Gap

(noun)

The part of the conversation you miss when you're in the bathroom. One can minimize the impact of their bathroom gap by timing it out to a less interesting part of the conversation, but it's impossible to ever truly know what one missed when they were in the bathroom.

Sam gets so anxious about bathroom gaps that he'll always peak his head out of the bathroom door and respond to things.

by petoavoidenceclub July 3, 2017