Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017

Side Bastard

A man who dates a married woman. He does everything she ask and must wait for her to get away from her husband to see her.

Damn there is Ezra sitting at the bar waiting for his married girl friend. He is such a side Bastard

by Ezra2727 December 24, 2022

total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

by Fluorosis November 11, 2014

Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017

Nacker Bastard

A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..

*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard

by exohexoh!! October 5, 2011

Juubagel-Bastard

The description given to Juu anytime he gives his Juusual response.

Forg returns

Forg: You Juubagel-Bastard, wheres the TPS report you said you put on my desk!

by FlowGunner June 22, 2016

Stuborn bastard

A person who can’t admit that they are wrong even when the fat bastard knows that their fat arse is completely bull shitting

Norr you stuborn bastard (secretly love it tho )

by Hmonny June 11, 2021